Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
