Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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