it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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