Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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