he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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