I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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