Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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