I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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