I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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