Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We're too hungover to prance.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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