I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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