fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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