hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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