Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We had to coat check the pizza.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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