i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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