When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Randomize
