Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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