Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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