I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize