You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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