CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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