i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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