So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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