idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Randomize
