love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Randomize
