Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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