We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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