Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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