Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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