can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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