call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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