so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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