normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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