Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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