yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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