The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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