his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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