So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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