didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Randomize
