yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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