this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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