how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
