I only kidnapped one of them. chill
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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