I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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