even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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