Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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