I think my vagina is haunted
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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