Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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