Pappa wants mamma naked
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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