Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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