what if I'm pregnant?
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and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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