So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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