Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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