it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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