Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm having to shit out rocks
I'm really busy with my period
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