awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
