I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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