No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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