ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Non-Jews are for practice
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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