im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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